"I don't have time for your business!"

My wife just passed along to me a Facebook update from one of her friends who worships at an urban church in Houston. Apparently, in the High School class the kids were discussing Jesus' temptation in the wilderness after his baptism. They described the confrontation between Satan and Jesus this way:

"And then Satan said, 'Hey, what's up my homedog?'

And Jesus said, 'Get away, fool! I don't have time for your business!'

And then they took it outside."

You know, I want a whole bible translated this way. Seriously. If you disagree, well, we can take it outside.