The Gospel According to a Wimpy Kid

My boys are big fans of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. They love reading them with their mom before bed.

Tonight they got a big laugh about the Wimpy Kid's take on a sermon he heard at church:

Today's Sermon was called "Jesus in Disguise," and it was about how you should treat everyone you meet with kindness because you never know which person is really Jesus pretending to be someone else.

I guess that's supposed to make you wanna be a better person, but all it does is make me paranoid because I know I'm gonna just end up guessing wrong.

[Picture of the Wimpy Kid washing some kid's feet as Jesus goes whistling past...]

From Dog Days (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 4) page 72.